Oh I don’t know… 23 September 2008
Posted by marisacat in DC Politics, Inconvenient Voice of the Voter, Lie Down Fall Down Dems, U.S. House, U.S. Senate.trackback
I think his image of Christmas baby greed and lechery suits the times, in fact, suits the moment… I can see Paulson in a red snood from the finest velvet with ermine trim… he is looking quite papal .. achieving some sort of Holy Goldman Sachs Empire…
Deep Thought
Why did Bush ruin the country?
–Josh Marshall
I dunno Josh, why did he have so many HELPERS? – and I am not claiming that as a Deep Thought, either!
LOL:
“I believe if the credit markets are not functioning, that jobs will be lost, that our credit rate will rise, more houses will be foreclosed upon, GDP will contract, that the economy will just not be able to recover in a normal, healthy way.” —Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke
“Nobody is happy.” — House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, D-Md.
“I understand speed is important, but I’m far more interested in whether or not we get this right.” — Rep. Chris Dodd, chairman of the Senate banking committee
“What he is saying here is, this program that they think is very important, we need it to get the economy out of the doldrums, but if it is going to nick them of a couple of million of the millions that they already have, they are going to boycott it.” — House Financial Services Committee Chairman Rep. Barney Frank on Paulson’s objections to restrictions on CEO pay-outs
“Just because God created the world in seven days doesn’t mean we have to pass this bill in seven days,” said Rep. Joe Barton, R-Texas.
“You worry about taxpayers being on the hook?” he replied at one point. “Guess what – they’re already on the hook.” — Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson
“If we get consensus and everybody is popping champagne, then I’ll probably go back to campaign with folks who are having a tough time in Ohio and Michigan,” Mr. Obama said. “If this ends up being a close vote or a vote where the outcome is at all in question, then obviously this is a top priority.” — Sen. Barack Obama
“Whether calling for a bipartisan oversight board or prohibitions on golden parachutes, Barack Obama is simply following in John McCain’s footsteps while trying to respond to this financial crisis, as he followed in John McCain’s footsteps when he attempted to respond to the recent crisis in Georgia.” — Tucker Bounds, spokesman for the McCain campaign
“The truth is, every time somebody tells you that you’ve got to do the deal right now, it usually means they’re going to get the better part of the deal.” — Rep. Mike Pence, R-Ind.
“The party is over for this compensation for CEOs who take the golden parachute as they drive their companies into the ground. … The party is over for financial institutions taking risks [and] at the same time privatizing any gain they may have while they nationalize the risk, asking the taxpayer to pick up the tab.” — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif.
“This massive bailout is not a solution. It is financial socialism and it’s un-American.” — Sen. Jim Bunning, R-Ky.
“I think you should think of that as unthinkable.” — Tony Fratto, White House spokesman, when asked what would happen if the bail-out didn’t pass
“They are saying this is failure of the free markets of capitalism when, in fact, this is a failure because government injected itself into the free market, created this easy credit, these guaranteed loans, and these loans are what have turned into the bad paper that are bringing all these financial institutions down.” — Sen. Jim DeMint, R-S.C.
“Nobody wants to do this. Nobody wants to be involved in this. Nobody wants to take the chance, but I would argue… if we do nothing, we are jeopardizing our economy, jobs and people’s retirement security.” — Minority Leader Rep. John Boehner, R-Ohio
And the winner is… former Democrat, now ranking member of the Banking Committee…
“What troubles me most is that we have been given no credible assurances that this plan will work. We could very well spend $700 billion and not resolve the crisis.” — Sen. Richard Shelby, R-Ala.
Time to retreat to the 1950s era fall out shelters! It’s not “the Russians are coming”, tho (and it never was!)…
[the roll call of quotes, all bundled up and ready to go, is thanks to some industrious schnauzer at Weekly Standard, not me… LOL –Mcat]
I say we embrace failure and order up some more! Seconds please…?
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I cannot resist! I have no idea when PBS’s The News Hour put together today’s segment (entitled,
Confidence, Openness Mark Obama’s Decision Making Style), but talk about rocky synchronicity:
Just the opening shot of the segment:
SEN. BARACK OBAMA (D), Illinois: Now, with Joe Biden at my side, I am confident we can take this country in a new direction.
MARGARET WARNER: If you want to get an idea of how Barack Obama would govern at president, look at whom he picked for vice president and how.
DAVID AXELROD, Obama Campaign Chief Strategist: He’s very methodical in how he evaluates decisions. He asks a series of questions. He’ll engage you in dialogue on the options. And then he’ll make a decision. And he doesn’t look back at that decision.
MARGARET WARNER: His chief political strategist, David Axelrod, said the choice of the far more experienced Senator Biden was no fluke.
DAVID AXELROD: You know, there were those who said, “Well, you don’t want Joe Biden because Joe has been around a long time. He’s got a lot of opinions. He’s a strong personality.”
And Barack said, “No, that’s exactly what I want.” He’s completely comfortable with very bright people. He doesn’t mind being challenged. He enjoys it.
MARGARET WARNER: The novice presidential candidate built a formidable campaign organization just that way: with a multilayered brain trust of aides and advisers. Insiders say Obama manages by hiring people he trusts and giving them a long leash. His light-handed management style became an issue this spring.
TIM RUSSERT, Former Host, NBC’s “Meet the Press”: You said one of your weaknesses is, quote, “I’m not an operating officer.”
SEN. BARACK OBAMA: Well, I think what I was describing was how I view the presidency. Now, being president is not making sure that schedules are being run properly or that paperwork is being shuffled effectively. It involves having a vision for where the country needs to go.
LOL I don’t think Biden ever got on board… this week, just so far, has been a whirlwind from his corner.
Good Luck — to someone!
is it over yet?
Oh Oh! Now I get it! It’s the rapture and we’re the ones left behind to pay the bills!
Is a U.S.-Approved Coup Under Way in Bolivia?
My latest: How Not to Spend $700 Billion which nicely sums up your roundup of quotes. 😉
Another priceless Ratsinger pic Marisa, he looks exactly like Megan (was that her name?) in The Excorist, right before she swiveled her head around.
caption for the photo:
“I’ll have to get Georg to sneak that new altar boy up the back stairway so he can sit on Santa’s lap.”
Caution! Children At Play
German children playing with stacks of worthless banknotes in 1923.
Off to bed!
wellllllll, maybe ONE more:
“I’m waaaaay too stoned to understand Buddhism.”
I’m sure the caption’s pretty fitting Madman. I wonder where that creepy elf of his, with the cadaverous hands, is? He must have been absent for that shoot, there’s a few strands of fur out of place.
10 – paying off the families of young children on their way past the candy canes and before they pick up their souvenir photo, I bet.
On to other creeps and criminals:
The Large Badloan Collider
CEO murdered by mob of sacked Indian workers
btw, I don’t know if ms x is around lately (she hasn’t been, has she?), or if she has HBO, but Nader is gonna be on Maher’s panel on Friday night.
11 & 12
That Badloan Collider is hilarious.
Just read about that incident in India. Those assholes on Wall Street, really don’t know how lucky they are.
You know what I’d like to see at the first debate? McCain and Obamalama walking out together to one podium and then whoever won the coin toss grabbing the mic and saying, “Fuck this, we’re going home”.
Just noticed a very large ad on this (to be expected) AP article: Democrats to let offshore drilling ban expire. Tracing the ad to its owners, I found this “Board of Advisors:”
Mark Wallace
R. James woolsey
Henry Sokolski
Dennis Ross
Karen Hughes
Richard Holbrooke
Leslie Gelb
Fouad Ajami
for United Against Nuclear Iran (UANI), a program of the American Coalition Against Nuclear Iran (ACANI), Inc., a proclaimed “501(c)(3)” ‘charitable organization’ (though they state in the fine print here, …application for exemption [re 501(c)(3)pending (which I guess may mean, no disclosure of financial info?)).
Found out UANI just launched their website yesterday here (didn’t waste any time getting that ad and petition up did they), and more on it here.
And I’m waiting to see the large AP add opposing aggression against Iran, or any other country we’ve been already dropping bombs on…..(yeah sure).
The Rapture is a political/economic thriller and I’m starring in it!!
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That would be pricelss, I wish at least one politician during my lifetime would announce that after being all dolled up for those creepy, enourmous ‘TV’ moniters…
The one pleasure I do get in life, is turning off the huge 24/7 FOX airing, energy sucking wall TV, in the cafeteria when it’s empty and I’m able, don’t have a clue who can sit there and enjoy a meal with that shit.
I’m waiting to view the Rupture, the one where the earth opens up on every greedy, soul-sucking, murderous prick and prickessa among us, tons of Stars in that one.
Corrected link to my above post about United Against Nuclear Iran re the 501(c)(3) data: here.
17. The Rapture is a political/economic thriller and I’m starring in it!!
I have dibs on all the cheesecake Left Behind. Parteh!
That’s weird: I wanted to post that the ad I referred to above, by UANI is now changed to a Comcast ad, and tried numerous times but was rerouted to a page not available window, I’m posting via a proxy. I seriously need to do a virus check on my computer, the same thing still happens re Dkos, and I’ve come to think I wasn;t banned (though I don’t really care), but it’s something else rerouting the address. I’ll see what happens tomorrow.
I can’t even find my water glass… I guess that means its soul was pure – and mine, well, maybe watched a few too many John Waters films as a youngin’… all that dirty filthiness and all!
LOL Here is a laugh, and I resign from the Blonde Confederation, my last and longest affiliation. clue: Jane Hamsher/The Hamster has gone blonde. And not well…………………..
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I was so delighted I had eye lids when I saw Pink Flamingoes… whenever it came out.. think I was 18 or 19………………….
something is up w/ Iran … they’re pushing it on Morning Joe hard. Wesley Clarke is lying that the Nuclear inspections have been “incomplete” because Achmedenijad (sp?) is not allowing “full” inspections. Funny, but the last story I read about those inspections made no such claim.
off to work.
First laugh of the day:
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Interesting that it is Wesley… I assume he is still a Clinton minion, but I guess he could serve other interests as well.
27. Clinton’s heart and soul, his very being, belongs to the American Empire; did you expect him to say anything otherwise?
No of course not. I quickly regretted my vote for him and did not repeat it when they gave me the chance, in ’96.
LOL I also did not bother following the embedded link to TAP. If he and she died tomorrow, it would be an improvement. Best of all had they never shown up.
eh bien…
I so want to see Pres ObMc extort the EU / NATO nations for greater commitement to Afghanistan and hear Sarko blither on about the nobility of the mission.. In another entry at the Paris blog I read that bankruptcies are up (25% jump) for cafes and restaurants… not so bien
Be interesting to see what develops… that idiot Reid is stating publicly that McC is for the bailout.
LOL…
Freed Afghan journalist reunited with family
It never ends.
So, your boy king will speak to you peasants this evening. I was going to stock up on IV caffeine but I see there’s a better alternative.
Shorter Bush: Pass.bailout.now.
Biden, Obama helped keep ‘Bridge to Nowhere’ alive
Whoops.
Naomi Klein was on with Amy.
She does leave the impression that aside from Bob Rubin advising Ob… it is all the big nasty Republicans.
What ever floats your boat. AFAIAC Dodd looks like last month’s Irish stew left out doors in the sun.
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about the last thing I can drink is some beers.. so I stocked up for Friday’s debate. That WILL require some mood alteration, to get thru.
37. I picked the wrong decade (1980s) to quit drinking.
Paulson reminds me of Gannon.
Paulson at today’s hearings: “The $700bn program is not a spending program. It is an asset purchasing program.”
I purchased some assets at the grocery store yesterday. “Spending” is so 1990s.
39. Paulson reminds me of Gannon.
I was wondering if he and Skeletor (Chertoff) were separated at birth.
36. It’s financial terrorism.
Breaking (MSNBC): McCain wants to delay Friday’s debate to focus on the financial fiasco by returning to DC.
LOL via The Page:
I don’t agree with canceling the debate but I do think both candidates should be in DC doing their jobs.
43
Tell him he can’t. LOL
45
I think Ob is angling to not have to vote on the thing, he ahs already said he will only vote if it is “close”…
47. he ahs already said he will only vote if it is “close”…
Really? Wow. What a boneheaded move, especially since the Repubs have been going after him for all of his “present” votes (justified or not that message is out there). He has the spine of a jellyfish.
McCain debate delay announcement: “9/11” – drink!
Clay Aiken to reveal he is gay
I’m shocked! I tell ya – SHOCKED! lol
(Just thought I’d throw that in here.)
Maybe some states should secede before it’s too late.. or join Canada or Mexico.
Finalmente, La Reconquista!!.
Que estoy diciendo, no soy originario de México.
51 – unfortunately, they probably don’t want NY as the center of the financial meltdown is located here…
51
they, whoever they are, would probably bid for us… then have buyer’s regret. We so bitch and moan over every little thing.
LOL
50. WHAT??!?
I don’t believe it! I won’t believe it! I can’t believe it! I SHAN’T believe it!
Yes, but New York (and Michigan etc) has control over the Great Lakes now! You dried up states can’t take our water now, nyaahh! (Unless you truck it out in millions of small bottles.)
Unfotunately, I think Perrier owns the Michigan aquifer in a deal signed by the gov. before Granholm… Kind of like coke owning all of the water in India.
Nomi Prins in Mother Jones via TO:
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Nesle is buying up water rights, town by town, out here. Usually rights to “overflow”… but you know small print.
This is something I’ve never understood… it’s friggin’ water! How can you buy and sell water? Soylent Green here we come.
Looks like Mexican stand off, cock fight..
Check top two entries at The Page, McC suspending campaing to return to DC, Ob says debate is on. hmmmmmmmmmmmm
http://thepage.time.com/
Ben Smith has several entries on the … what ever it is between Ob and McC
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/
60. Obama may end up debating himself. Not that that’s new…
🙂
It comes from the Dem schnauzers… LOL I have to say when I heard or read that Reid (and he speaks for who? LOL) this am said McC would support the bail out, I thought something of a blast reaction might happen. LOL Did not figure on this tho… what a hoot!
Get the Dems some hankies.
lucid, this blog might be up your alley.
thanks catnip. Maybe I’ll submit some of my meanderings.
66. Good stuff. 🙂
LOL
Biden restricting press access as well. I wonder why
Has anyone got any info on exactly where the gas shortages are in the South? Asking because my dad is determined to begin his annual Florida migration this weekend (he’s just going down on his Kawasaki Ninja this year!) and I’m afraid he’s headed right for Damnation Alley. Are the shortages as far north as VA? Are they a problem in Florida itself? Hard to find any real info… just a lot of stories about lines and panics..
oh dear, I had not heard of shortages other than where Ike hit…
69. I saw a headline the other day about gas shortages in 3 states. I’ll see if I can find it.
This is pretty good: America’s Absurd Immigration Waiting Line
hat tip to boing boing for the link.
Actually, Twitter is coming in handy for this sort of thing… I searched on “no gas” and it seems to me that TN, NC, and the Atlanta area are really hard hit… also parts of Alabama.
Nobody is reporting this story. Very weird.
I’m going to advise my father to stick to the coastal route, I’m not hearing about any problems in Virginia, Charleston SC or Savannah.
Hmmm…the AP has its own YouTube page. I didn’t know that. Anyway, they have a clip about the shortages (including Florida). Can’t get it to work because I have issues with some videos using Firefox but it might work for you.
I’m afraid he’s headed right for Damnation Alley.
Tell him to watch out for teh giant scorpions!
25 Harshest Reactions To the Wall Street Bailout
”Sen. DeMint said calls in his office are 100-1 against the plan”
Tapper:
The Financial Crisis: Seize the Time! by Cynthia McKinney
OK, a short survey of current Twitter messages produces the following map:
http://tinyurl.com/4melft
Atlanta, Nashville and Asheville are the worst.
McCains Economic Plan: ‘Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress’
Man farts at officer, charged with battery
78. Our general message to Bernanke and Paulson: show us plan B.
That’s what you need the morning after you’ve been screwed without any kind of protection.
I see Serious Bush Bot has shown up on the teevee. Quite the switch for Smirky Bush Cowboy who spoke at the UN this week.
Paulson should be sacked forthwith.
Savage Tools
Bubba’s on Larry King’s show. (Interview recorded yesterday.)
Love that creep Clyburn saying “we need less drama” about McC.
Criminals, creeps and shits, all of them. This is the most hyped, over dramatic event in years.
Reuters: Rep. Barney Frank says House, Senate Democrats have an agreement on bailout bill, will meet with Republicans on Thursday
No link yet.
Conn. Democrats delay plan to censure Lieberman
I thought he was an “independent” anyway.
Barney Frank and the rest of them should fuck off.
Oh:
91. I think that’s the plan. Pass a bill and fuck off ASAP for a vacation.
N.Korea ousts U.N. monitors, to restart atom bomb plant
Alrighty then. But remember: it’s Iran that’s the “grave threat”.
Cuple of hours ago TMP had a draft of a revised Bail Out plan (sent to them by someone on the Hill) up at their site. Now it is down.
sigh TMP is Talking Points Memo.
Pakistan’s president tells Palin she’s ‘gorgeous’ lol
95. I think it was Frank who said tonite (somewhere – MSNBC?) that they were working on a plan that was 43 pages long.
Y’allgenics: Louisiana Legislator Calls for Program for the Sterilization of Women on Welfare
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well someone in the EU today said that Iran is ”close to” something or other. Forget what dodgey wording they used. “Nuclear capability” or some such.
They all seem to want to go to war.
My best guess, the American people, such as they are, turn on the next president… because whatever glue and bandaids they pull out now is gonna fail.
Student Suspended for Wearing Political Tee-Shirt in Colorado
Nader & Barr joint statement:
lol mcc called it off just as i g ot done setting up a debate post with a great pic and a how to watch the debate vid from mrs o.
but!! i bear him no ill will……………………….
lol
104. I’d sue him. You know how we on the left are all about keeping trial lawyers busy.
New word! “Hellabaloo” (Rep Kanjorski during today’s hearings)
# 97. Gee, maybe the two can get married and we can unite the kingdoms or something.
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John LaBruzzo, R-Metairie had announced that he may have a way to help end multigenerational welfare families: pay women on welfare $1000 to have their Fallopian tubes tied
Fucking stunning, worse than that Baroness implying old people need to be killed off (just not her and her circle of course),that catnip posted about
(no longer having to use a proxy re the problem I posted about above, not sure what it was, my computer or a wordpress gliche)
107. He does seem quite smitten to the point of embarrassment, doesn’t he? Can you imagine Angela Merkel saying the same thing about Obama? lol
Let’s play Debate Swap.
LOL I snagged this from Geraghty at The Campaign Spot… reminds me of a few years ago when suddenly a lot of garrulous but vapid little congresscritters (they are all incipient Bidens) could say “cellulosic”
And I am sure little rube Republicans got the same remedial class.
neue thread…
LINK
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NYCO – I heard about Nashville gas shortages (via e-mail, on Saturday) from someone in NOLA, and saw an item on Atlanta fuel problems somewhere online. Apparently FEMA diverted gas deliveries from various areas to send the tankers to Houston, so as to avoid embarrassing optics after Ike.
Photo up top has given me a wicked earworm!
(The Kinks!)
IB
great doggerel…
Love it:
Father christmas, give us some money
Well beat you up if you make us annoyed