Laugh 30 January 2012
Posted by marisacat in 2012 Re Election, Australia, Germany, Inconvenient Voice of the Voter.trackback
Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard is bundled out of a restaurant by security service agents after it was surrounded by furious Aboriginal rights protesters in Canberra. Gillard and opposition leader Tony Abbott were stranded in The Lobby restaurant as dozens of demonstrators from a protest against Australia Day, which marks the arrival of British settlers in 1788, converged on the hotel… | LUKAS COCH/AFP/Getty Images
I saw the vid of this, it was hilarious. They hustled her to her limo, she lost a shoe in the process and finally they stuffed her in, butt first.
More of that please.
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THIS I had not seen. What a scream, and so perfect.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel strokes a golden goose that was given to her by Carnival Prince Frank I and Princess Petra I of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern at the Chancellery in Berlin | ODD ANDERSEN/AFP/Getty Images
Screw ‘em all.
Ex-LAPD deputy chief wins Ask Obama contest with pro-drug-legalization question
ugh I can hear Slobby now.
That picture of Merkel is priceless.
Isn’t it? Giving the retreating Golden Goose a hand job. (Tho certainly Germany France and other Euro countries are in a LOT better shape than we are.)
M. Romney 46.4% 763,848
N. Gingrich 31.9% 524,741
R. Santorum 13.4% 219,634
R. Paul 7.0%
Oh Fer~Fuhhhck’s sake!
Who goes 0 for 57 predicting race outcomes?
ME, that’s who!
Well I hope you’re happy, everyone. The way Romney besmirched Speaker Gingrich’s integrity like that.
I want a knife fight in a dark alley. Catholic Knife vs Mormon Knife. BUT no one comes out a live. Hahahahahaha.
`LOL.
~ Mc’ the Knife
that Heavenly Host, see -
he’s a’beebobobboway..
And somethin about that Mormon’s pearly whites.
Yanah.
EVERYBODY in their religion’s special Magical Underwear.
Absolutely! Costumes – Music – , the whole deal!
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I really hope we can light the alley, tho. On FIRE!
LOL
Hey movie and fashion fans.
JEEZIS. 
Hillary at the U.N. in some weird Dr. Evil thing.
Right off the rack up there on the orbiting DeathShip or what?
EARTHLINGS! GIVER HER WHAT SHE WANTS!
Momma Mao?
What a get up!!
LOL. Oh Yes, The Mao suit thing, clearly an influence, and I was going to note it but for the – welllll, whatever the hell that sort of pectoral , costume jewelry, brooch accessory thing she’s got goin’ on that indicates rank in some extraplanetary crime syndicate or whatever…
A rather remarkable presentation, really! LOL
oh god. The Maddy Albright Coterie.
BTW, just a little while ago, I saw this Momma Mao look, on vid on the Nooz. Even odder when not a still shot.
It’s the Team America World Police badge. F’yeah!
too funny, Condi had one of those beam me up to Galactic “SECURITY” Patrol lookin brooches too … which thought, as in Mao Mama’s case too, was most surely aided and abetted by the kooky, somewhat deranged, look in her eyes …
(and who is that nuclear dick headed fuck from the UK leaning in honey?
jeebus, at first glance it looks like a cross of Jerry (Gerald E. Jr) Brown, Glenn Beck, Newtster and Wild BIll The Dick, a dash of Romney/Huntsman combined Silverback, et al and who knows who?
Rahm & Family certainly wouldn’t want to feel left out …… )
I think it is the UK Foreign Minsiter… but i forget his name.
wish I could help honey, but I haven’t a clue who the fuck he is either, except to say he’s a pretty unpleasant lookin fuck who appears to be conspiring wit Mama Mao;…who may, or may not (dubious), have been totally bought and paid for, ….. at this point, …which is why I’ve never called myself a feminist.
and isn’t it bleakly priceless …. how that cowl of skin, near his collar line, happens to resemble the curve of a Nazi/Gladiator helmet?
death cult indeed …….we are so screwed, and certainly, the tad of Black Folk ™ PAID to “represent,” ……… are not the answer either.
If they were, we wouldn’t be reading:
Tue, 01/31/2012 – 23:57 — Marsha Coleman:
Black Children’s Lives Short and Cheap in U.S.
Tue, 01/31/2012 – 23:58 — Glen Ford:
Obama: Not Cool, Just Cold-Blooded
Tue, 01/31/2012 – 23:47 — Bruce A. Dixon:
Rented Protesters in Chicago, Presidential Hypocrisy on School Reform
oh too good! I have spread that around already!! Thanks for that…
Thank you so very much Don Cornelius, and Rest in Peace Honey …
on this tiny end …. it do look like Bro’s ™ Al Butterjob, Obombster, JJ, et al did absolutley nothing, as Black Americans ™ to stop that bullet ….despite any prime time boohdy hoodyz, or, Obombster’s Grits Greene solos …….. looks to me like Don, with Soooouuullllllllll Traaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiin, did far more ….. than they ever will …
We will all be speaking Mandarin soon:
A dragon dance in the Negev
By M K Bhadrakumar
China’s Middle East diplomacy is adroitly advancing three parallel tracks engaging Iran, GCC states and Israel. This may seem improbable against the backdrop of the rise of Iran and the concomitant hostility it arouses in Israel and the GCC states. But Beijing sees no contradiction here, and is striving to make the three tracks even complement each other. Conceivably, one day they well might.
MORE:
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/China/NB02Ad01.html
big advantage that they seem to know history, plan ahead and don’t put bullshit ideology ahead of their own interests …
UNC-Charlotte gets its own SWAT team
One nation under SWAT
oh mother of god. UCSF a teaching hospital here in SF (obviously) connected to the UC system (evident as well) has done a study and released it on SUGAR.
Motheroffuckinggod I am praying this is a one day wonder in the media.
They want taxing (higher), regulation and age barrier to buying sugar products.
I’ve heard from two of the scientists on the study and both are fucking nutso.
There is so much wrong in this country.. but campaigns of this sort and the sort Memsab and Slob run are not the answer…
The country is certifiable, it really is.
But, Marisa, think of all of the public money wasting measures that can be taken against the inevitable black market sugar industry!
NarcoNews – 2013
Anytown, USA
Today, the Southside Elementary School SWAT team raided the treehouse headquarters of the 3rd grade candy
cartel. Twp 8 year old ring leaders were taken into
custody and 15 pounds of illegal sugar products were
impounded.
Certifiable doesn’t even cover it….
oh very funny brinn… you are right a whole new division of the DEA and ATF. By accident I ran into a segment of talk radio with the lead doctor on… A major whack job. I landed there to catch the top of the hour news update…. and someone was screaming:
It was Dr Robert Lustig who apparenty has been on a huge anti sugar, regulate, tax and ban the little children from buying a gum ball – for years.. I am serioius. He wants children carded at the candy store…
The talk show host had dared to challenge him and he immediately lost it. So I googled him… he has put out papers, op ed pieces (which this was in Nature magazine) vids of his lectures and so on and if challenged he yells.
One report also said in the past he has been seen in candy shops and when challenged, says he is buying sugar as he was trying to stop smoking. I am guessing he might b a gun nut too. But would want guns banned for the rest of the world.
he quite frankly says sugar is the most toxic substance on earth.
Really?
The country is fucking nuts. Esp apparently out at UCSF in the pediatric endocrinology dept, he is head… and he runs the obesity center. Can you imagine him lording it over patients?
Wow.
Wow, indeed! Thanks for that info., and I have made a note to keep my kids far far far away from any SF teaching hospitals! Yikes!
I wonder how the folks in Fukishima might answer his contention that sugar is the most toxic substance on earth?!
It’s strange how some people see their battles with addictions to substances, habits, etc. as perogative to lord judgement over others….this past month of wraslin’ with my addiction to nicotine has made me even LESS judgmental, not more….we all have our vices whatever they are…and even if a vice-free human existed, it wouldn’t give them leave to pass judgement on others…
Well I am really opposed to banning commodities… from heroin to sugar.
Oh yes poor Fukushima, I am sure they are totally worried about sugar – anad nothing else…… and they are trying to keep very quiet about our “small” leak out here at San Onofre…. but one report yesterday said that interior linings in some integral part are very worn out, a lot more than they should be. Hardly sounds good.
not just commodities:
ID required to buy teaspoons, which are “drug paraphernalia”
omg. The country is a hostile environment. It really is.
it’s right up there with not being able to buy some cold medicines without an ID because some people used it to make meth.
hiding the morning after pill because you in your infinite pharmacist tech assistant opinion don’t agree.
Geesh. I realise it is in the UK but that just means the entire fucking world is insane:
and the January 31st tritium leak …(yet another), a few days ago (no need to worry everythings under control of the NRC!!!!) at the Byron Nuclear Generating Station, in Illinois; …yeah, ….you guessed it, . Exelon. …
Just found this interesting, older link: exelon, tritium leaks at braidwood [Illinois], obama turns the other cheek while looking for an update ….
oh! I had not heard about the Exelon leak. Maybe Axelrod can stick his finger in it.
Maybe we could pin SLob’s cheeks together.
and his homey, Rahm, could help Axlerod with his nine digits … much more exciting than those baths!
Tutus for everybody!
with electrifying nuclear blue leotards! … Rahm will, of course, choreograph their pas de trois … the pas de deux, starring him and Obombster, …. and his very own pas de chat!
I’m always amazed at how many of the most judgmental fucks on women’s weight are supposedly “on my side.” That is, Left of Liberal or whatever. One of them sneered at me when I “outed myself” as fat, though prior to that we’d had some interesting discussions. Apparently one’s humanity is revoked by the presence of a spare tire around the middle.
I won’t read the fuckstick’s blog anymore. And I hope he crashes his car/bike into a tree one day and I live long enough to do my Big-Ass shuffle on his grave. >:
Well, he’s certifiable…or there’s a lot of money in federal/private grants in it for him.
It sounds like UCSF protects him.
And there is too much of this sort of thing around… I live in the city that made a huge fuss over some McDonald’s childrens’ meal…the “Happy Meal” I guess.
I’ve never in my life had a fast food burger… but I have zero interest in telling other people what to do, exp when all of this hoopla ignores reality. HOW things came to be the way they are….
The Happy Meal. God. Oh to be free of that tyranny.
Not that I begrudge it. I would note tho, that its only a happy Meal till the youngsters starts farting out methane like the larger barnyard animals. A clear llink to the nuclear industry too, the “collectible” diminutive figurine crap seemingly with the million-year-half-life of fissile materials that just seems to proliferate within the breeding containment vessel otherwise known as “home”.. That for many will doom any actual evacuation plan while trying to get out the door in the event of a power plant meltdown.
Come to think of it, fuck those Happy Meals.
They’re not all that happy. A fucking living Hell, frankly.
I’ve never understood why people eat it. I mean, voluntarily, when they can afford better. The odor alone coming frm McDonalds is enough to kill the proposition or should be.
The massive cheap (at the retail end) franchising is one of the big killers of America.
Peer Pressure. That’s what I blame it on. LOL
But see, I come at it from a different angle, I mean,
Winning The War on The Happy Meal and all.
I’m all like fuck the nutritional value considerations for the children, mine or anyone else’s, LOL, Yt’s the painful, crippling, podiatric injuries inflicted upon barefoot ADULTS when steeping on those MOTHERFUH-!!#&$!*!FUckaSHiFUCK!! booby-tube things that come with the crap-in-a-bag.
I don’t give a God Damn what it does to the kids, afterall, there are advanced treatment options available for them. I just wish there was a inviting label with instructions showing the microcephalous freeloaders of the planet how to devour the hideous trinkets whole.
Just a little peace and quiet.
Hell, most of them can smoke without any ill affects to adults anyways. 
That’s all I asked. And when that didn’t work,
I just started them right in on the reefer.
ANYWAYS.
I’ve only seen the happy toy on TV, they look ugly as sin.
BUT I completely admit I have never had a SUV full of wiggling children in need of a fast meal. The problem is so much lack of choice. It APPEARS, from time to time, that we have choices. But it’s few and far between.
I can remember when “obese” meant the dude who made the Guinness Book for needing an extra-large coffin when he died. Now it’s any (woman) who can’t zip herself into a size 00 and still dares to go out in public without a fucking burqa on.
Some local ex-fat creep just wrote a shitty book about how he got rid of all his “disgusting” fat and how anyone who doesn’t imitate him post-haste is a horrible burden on society and blah blah blah. This self-righteous fuck is also a restaurant critic. I wonder what he does if he gets to the restaurant and there’s already some “disgusting, burdensome” fat person daring to enjoy their pie and ice cream in his saintly line of vision? Does he throw a tantrum until the maitre d has the offending fat person expelled?
Asshole.
People get all whupset about what other people do… and this idea that “we all pay for [insert anything here]” is such hogwash.
I don’t know… bayonets at dawn, thru the belly, is all that will make some people happy.
I see the Anonymous hacked into the FBI and Scotland Yard conference call on…the Anonymous.
So, you know, the authorities are, like, …. the pissed.
Security Theatre… !!
God bless hackers.
I know who I’m voting for now…
http://www.cafepress.com/+cthulhu_2012_light_tshirt,555236972?cmp=pfc–f–us–007–555236972&utm_term=555236972&utm_campaign=18&utm_medium=productfeed&sourcecode=affiliate&utm_source=froogle&pid=6673073&utm_cp_signal=18
I see she offers matching pajama bottoms…
I think it was IOZ who used to have or frequently use a depiction of Cthulhu.
Works for me…
hmm on a news update I just heard, speaking of McDonald’s, a woman was tasered for jumping the line … I guess waiting for food (maybe a Happy Meal!!).
I took a look at Yahoo News but did not find anything…
it was in the drive thru at a Raleigh NC McDonalds… she pulled her car in at the head of the line… the three year old with her (Happy Meal!) had to be taken into custody by CPS
Obviously it si just used at any old time.
Yup, apparently tasers are the ‘cure’ for any display of the slightest rudeness by the unlawyered, unmoneyed, or Lone Wolf!!!!!! ™ masses (of course if that off the hook punishment was applied all across the board, to politicians and vampire squid vips: cutting in line! in front of, and to the hinderance of, others…ohhh nevermind, it will never happen across the board, generally it will only happen to those who don’t have the power/$$$$$$ to defend themselves.)
And wasn’t this despicable:
Per unrelated witnesses:
Likely, the man hadn’t even realized the leash law had been changed a month prior ( and likely Ms. Taser Ranger had already run into a number of people who had no clue. But even if he did have a clue, the Taser use was the real crime going on, and she should not only be fired, but be charged for that crime.
I read in one report that there is an earlier complaint against her from a dog owner… no details.
Reports keep pushing that he “knowingly gave false information” which I think, but it is hard to tell from the purposeful mishmash that most reports have been, they mean when she asked him his name and he replied
John Freaking Smith. (I forget hsi actual name at the moment)
Aside from the tasing, she tased him in the back, after he said if she was not citing him then he was leaving.
I had not read that the leash restriction is new, and so very new.
The whole thing, like so many of these incidents is a mess.
So interesting that so much hay is being made of his giving her a false name, versus why she needed a dossier/dna on him in the first place (one report claimed she just wanted to “educate him” on the new law), when clearly he was only walking his dogs. Again, who now wants their name on one of this countries sadistic dat bases of “enemies,” especially when it can ruin their lives despite their innocent intents.
(“country’s” versus “countries”)
well that is the thing, if it is as some reports have said, it is a stretch to say he “gave a false name”. Some early reports tried to shield it and say he “offered false ID”, which of course would lead people to think he had fake Cal ID or Drivers License.
Saying I am Robert FREAKING Hesterberg is NOT offering “false ID”.
Fortunately there were witnesses…
Also if the leash law is new it should be nothing more than a verbal ADVISORY. Nothing else. There is some talk that there is little notice on the trail tat leashes are required… and now, knowing how new the law is, I bet that is correct.
yep.
Trigger Happy Meal Nation.
Unleashed.
More like left to go feral..
Russia, China Veto UN Resolution on Syria
So somebody direct Susan and Hillary to the Imperial dumpster for their Happy Meals.
Frankly, this looks like a job for Biden ..
{Cackle, snicker, chortle-chortle….}
Hell, he was great with that goodwill-tour-turned-away-game arena-riot in China last summer.
ugh I cannot stand Susan Rice. Coat both her and Hilarious in plastic, stick them on a table and call them Salt and Pepper.
Such a fucked mess.
such a fucked mess
Oh isn’t it? The more deciseively the world shoves us aside the better. How absurd, the U.S. lecturing anybody on decency.
Afghan civilian deaths rise for fifth year, says UN
And how absurd, U.S. policy makers believing’ Mrka still has significant power. Russia and China must have not gotten the memo.
Russia and China, the ultimate Non-Aligned Nations.
What a laugh, in a sense.
Stacy Taylor hosted what I considered a pretty good defense of Occupy Oakland on KGO with a young spokesman for Occupy Oakland.
So shocking (snerk) to hear that the flag burning (who, in their right mind, doesn’t feel like burning it at this point?) happened after all of the illegal detentions (kettleing versus an allowance of peaceful disbursement) and police abuse?
I heard that…. he also did more than an hour last weekend on Occupy…
Think his guest mentioned a dollar amt in payouts for police misconduct… 50 million but I missed over how many years.
Yeah I don’t mind ST…. and at least he is on every weekend both days…
News reports avoid mentioning that OPD is a heart beat away from Fed take over.
I say go for it. Everything that is happening is coming down from WH and DOJ so let’s streamline the communications.
Pronto!!
ohhh ….. Stacy’s last response, to the prick fantasizing about ‘rearranging the faces of Occupy Protesters,’ was fuckin priceless honey…..
;0)
I dropped out a little after 4 PM, so I missed that…
Sorry for the strange placement of my post above (in the “No. 8″) cascade. It was supposed to be a response to brinn.
WordPress doesn’t like me right now.
hmmm at Cpunch there is a posting that is critical of Oakland Occ, but in interesting ways…
The author suggests this for a future bldg take over.
omg… BEN STEIN that old harridan, on the CBS early show (forget its name) with a populist rant, in favor of workers and against the big airline lay offs coming.
By all means , enjoy the breakfast buffet.
Gingrich, just now on MeatPress: “Obama has declared WAR on the Catholic Church”
And on the 3 Nice Jews and Matthews Show, , Beschloss, Mrs Greenspan and Howard Fineman, all very entertaining, something about Obby getting boxed in on supporting Israel in an independent attack Iran at the end of the shtick..
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I thought I would try to catch a bit of the Sunday Soaps today… a lot seems to b happening. Might be hilarious to hear the take.
Don’t know if you saw it but there was a piece at Bus Inider on how the mil is limiting free speech of their Catlick chaplains. You know, censorship!!!!! That letter that was read in churches last Sunday, about the conscience clause and birth control coverage etc, had to undergo a bit of a change in the mil. The line about illegal laws or soemthing similar. Seen as too defiant to the Head Hefe, Pretzel.
Honestly I am hardly pro military but my feeling is Buck the Fuck Up. You’re in the MILITARY fffs.
If i can land on it without too much difficulty (connectivity problems) will post it.
Buck the Fuck Up.
Easy, General Patton! LOL.
Hell, I’d be happy with an entirely Catholic Chaplain Military.
Followed by immediate deployment for ground war on Iran..
I could… I could, I could support that.
All we’d have to do I think, I mean from a mission critical POV, is train newly recruited special-op-seminarians to tone down the sequins and not be constantly eyeballin’ young boy cock when put behind enemy lines.
I hope you missed the panel on This Week … Matthew Dowd, some attractive woman who works for Breitbart, George Will and that worthless hack Huffington. The discussion around Komen was painful.
oh no I caught it…. I went back and forth between Meat and TW.
Gah.
why do I suppose that he has a family member who works for the airlines?
He mentioned over and over he “lives in the air” I guess near constant travel for speechola, endorsement and so on. I think he did it to buy favor.
doesn’t want his service to suffer … pretty funny from a man who used to always talk about “creative destruction” from the Holy Market.
these people are fucking insane:
Ron Paul: If It’s an ‘Honest Rape’ a Woman Should Go to the Emergency Room, ‘Get a Shot of Estrogen’
oh this reminds me of Whoopi. And her comment on “rape-rape” vs rape. Ron… is for the morning after pill, I take it? But he is in the moral maze.
Honestly I am so sick of Ron Paul. Drop dead already.
on a purely observational level, I’m always amused / horrified at the moral / ethical knots people tie themselves into …
I wish someone would just let him go off on abortion. And women. Because he can reach foaming at the mouth, stammering and screeching. EVERYBODY pulls him back. (They prob have him on some sort of rage suppression drug, that he passed up the chance iwth Morgan).
Coburn gets like that too … amazing how these two men who have such an apparent deep-seated hatred for women chose that particular medical specialty.
They play god… and there are lots of hapless women. Coburn certainly worked on Medicaid patients… as he saw fit, as I recall.
Pussy Riot: Russian riot grrrls lead the way
the video is pretty cool
Schneiderman MERS Suit and HUD’s Donovan Remarks Confirm That Mortgage “Settlement” is a Stealth Bank Bailout
Fellator-in-Chief
As everybody should be. OR! just discount it now and don’t b surprised later.
Obama 2012 – Love Him Back. { whip-crack }
In theaters this Summer.
Featuring privileged white people,
mostly from the Bush Administration…
Pooor Obama. Pauvre Petit. History will report him as a Clinton Bush 2 extension.
I caught snips of him on with Matt Lauer on Today show. STILL defending Memsab on being a “less than” Floti and “angry black woman”.
hmmm All Hail the Holy Pigskin….
I did drop in and caught a few mins of half time. FWIW
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